Sunday, June 7, 2009

A couple tips about going Organic and Feet...

Look, I am all for going organic and eating sustainable, etc... Organic produce? Cool. Organic coffee? Sure. Organic clothes? Yeah, thats fine too, to a certain degree (not everything organic has to be hemp right?). I buy organic food quite often and even own some shirts made with organic cotton (woohoo for me).  But the other day a girl at my organic coffee shop took it way too far...See this picture? No, this isnt a real picture from the coffee shop, but this is the best example of what I saw that day. Her legs were furrier than a Berenstain Bear.  Just a note to the ladies out there, please continue proper maintenance, legs this hairy belong in the woods with Squatch:I went in to get a coffee, but I didnt know I was going to throw up in my mouth too.



Another note to all males....feet are NOT accessories. They are not pretty, and when you where something to draw attention to your dirty dogs like these hybrid wannabe-shoes-but-they-think-they're-sandals Chacos that people are so fond of. These things have no identity, they are shoe bottoms with some seatbelts on them...
If you want to show off your feet, please resort to flip-flops, which have a great identity. It says, I am here to rock and possibly hit the beach, but maybe I will just party...Anyways, hopefully you get the point. These started with Teva's way back in the 90's and now they are everywhere. They are gross and so are your feet. If you want the comfort of shoes, wear some shoes, that way I dont have to guess when the last time you cut your toenails was and if that is mustard from the game or a fungus on your left big toe. 

Ladies, just because you have nice feet doesn't mean you get a free pass to these seatbelt shoes...